Odie, number one wouldn't have a clue what to do with those ten acres, while you're out doin' the men's work of fishin' en all. Get yourself a real woman: One that rocks it in a pair of overalls, knows how to raise a happy and healthy family, and enjoys varmint hunting with you.
Ever notice a woman in a skirt is always classier?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely.
DeleteI'd have a hard time saying "I have a headache" to any of them.
edutcher, it surely helps.
Deletemer, like you've ever used that line.
DeleteHigh, very high maintenance.
ReplyDeleteJeff, a job I'd be willing to take on.
DeleteGentlemen, would you rather have one of the above, or a loving wife, ten acres and five adoring children? Your call.
ReplyDeleteDavis.P, can I have the ten acres and number one above?
DeleteOdie, number one wouldn't have a clue what to do with those ten acres, while you're out doin' the men's work of fishin' en all. Get yourself a real woman: One that rocks it in a pair of overalls, knows how to raise a happy and healthy family, and enjoys varmint hunting with you.
DeleteDavis.P, now why do you want to ruin an old man's dream.
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