The roofer one is funny since my roofers just showed up to install the new skylights. And the JW's showed up here on All Saints Day so I was able to tell them (very,very politely) that since I was getting ready for Mass since it All Saints Day I didn't have time to discuss scripture with them. They probably doused themselves in antibacterial gel when they left.
I ain't afraid to comment, Odie. I particularly liked the elephant wet fart. The last JW who knocked at my door, I fondled myself, and asked the bonnet wearing woman if she was married.
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
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Gotta hand it to "Atta Boy",
ReplyDeleteAs any boss will tell you,
the clumsy employees will have many many accidents...
"Atta Boy" will only have one.
MSG Grumpy
I never thought about Jehovah Witnesses that much until today. Damn that was funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteThe street is good.
ReplyDeleteFRIDAY ! Yea baby.
ReplyDeleteMSG Grumpy, It cuts down on employee compensation.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, I'm very rude when they come knocking at my door. I haven't seen them in about 20 years.
ReplyDeleteJan, you are very welcome.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, happy 21th to you too.
ReplyDeleteKid, happy Friday, and how about that elephant?
ReplyDeleteThe roofer one is funny since my roofers just showed up to install the new skylights. And the JW's showed up here on All Saints Day so I was able to tell them (very,very politely) that since I was getting ready for Mass since it All Saints Day I didn't have time to discuss scripture with them. They probably doused themselves in antibacterial gel when they left.
ReplyDeleteI ain't afraid to comment, Odie.
ReplyDeleteI particularly liked the elephant wet fart.
The last JW who knocked at my door, I fondled myself, and asked the bonnet wearing woman if she was married.
That first one is on Mike Tythson's street!
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, you're much more polite than I am.
ReplyDeleteExtexanwannabe, what a great idea ... thanks!
ReplyDeleteProof, thanks for the heads up. That explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteEasy, Odie. It's twenty wunth street.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha!
Ace, thanks you're a lifesaver.
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