Saturday, March 2, 2019

The Rio Grande ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

After soaking in a hot spring on the banks of the Rio Grande until well after midnight, my friend and I found an isolated place to camp on a remote beach. In the morning, I woke up, made coffee and enjoyed the sunshine.
Then we packed up and headed back north, and came upon a border patrol checkpoint outside Big Bend National Park. 
"Where are you guys from?" 
"I'm from Vegas and he's from Phoenix." 
"How do you know each other?" 
"Uhhh...we met on craigslist." 
Where are you going after this?
How long are you going to be in Texas?
Where are you from again?
Finally I guess we convinced him we weren't drug smugglers (on a commercial scale, anyway 😁), and he graciously allowed us to continue traveling. 
Eventually, I got home to Vegas, and drew a fake bikini on this photo so I could share it on Facebook.

Thanks John

Other Painted On Bikini Loving Rule 5 ers:


  1. I like painted on bikinis better than the real thing. They work. And hopefully they're water soluble.

  2. Amazing what day-glo paint can do.

  3. LL, that's what I ask all my ladies to wear.

  4. I do female body painting if any of the ladies out there are interested.

  5. Kid, I'll put the word out. We should team up because I have a removal service.

  6. Good Lord Odie, we could make this a month long event ! Or maybe even year long !

    I've got all the artist brushes and paints as well as an air brush rig. I can do bikini or full body, whatever she wants.

  7. There goes the wood working gig, or maybe not...

  8. Kid, Kid, Kid ... Have you thought of finger paints?

  9. Brig, I'm a multi-tasker. Especially when I love my work.


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