Saturday, November 24, 2018

The Bakery ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear 
very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the 
store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind 
the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin 
bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread 
located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath 
her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had thought he 
would get.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two 
loaves. As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of 
the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own 
loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why 
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men 
standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the 
crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the 
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."

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