Thursday, October 18, 2018

The Dallas Solution

I have a friend who is president of his Homeowners Association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having A terrible problem with litter near some of his Association's' homes. The reason, according to my friend, is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community. 

The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, Cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and Police and got no help there either.

So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves the "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. 

They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS" embroidered in gold on the caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for. 

After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning; and haven't come back yet. 
It has been ten days now. 

The General Contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell, But can't say anything publicly because he could be Busted for hiring illegal aliens. My friend and his bunch Can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel, Because they have the official name of the group Recorded in their homeowner association minutes along With a notation about the vote to approve formation of The new subcommittee -- and besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans, and according to my friend, the INS said basically, "Have at it!" 

Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes....... 12 million Illegal aliens are depending on you.

Thanks David


  1. some hispanic temp called me "el blanco diablo" after I told him to get off his phone and get to work. I called him "beaner wetback you're fired" and walked him out the door.

    the next day HR wanted me to apologize and take a week off to "think about my actions"

    I told them I would on my way out the door yell "LA MIGRA!" a few times and see who runs.

    they told me to get back to work.

  2. After November, there may be a lot less of them.

  3. Allen, nothing better than a little blackmail.

  4. edutcher, that's what we're all hoping for.

  5. A Thursday feel good story. Thanks, Odie

  6. Adrienne, I love stories like this too.

  7. 12 million? BS. We probably have 30 million and counting.

  8. If Texans allow Mexicans to build their houses, they are going the same route as Kalifornia. Like Texas, Kalifornia was once a Republican strong hold. Ronald Reagan, former Governor. Then REPUBLICANS decided it would be a good idea to allow millions of illegals in as they were obviously "future Republicans". Plus lots of bribes from the construction industry and agriculture.
    Of course, when it was discovered that Mexicans and their kids voted left, it was way too late because the Democrats took over and kept the gates wide open. If there was one factor that turned the state in to a one party Democrat plantation, it was opening the door to Mexican labor and not enforcing immigration laws.

  9. Mr. Bee, that pretty much sums it up. When I grew up in LA some 70 years ago, illegals were a rare occurrence.


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