Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton
One student turned in the following book report, in which he felt that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything..
Titanic: Rose goes down with a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
I never thought about the close parallel between the two stories. You're ABSOLUTELY right.
ReplyDeleteFacts are facts.
ReplyDeleteSpot on. Love it.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Odie. ☺
LL, I share common sense here for those who need it.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, we agree?
ReplyDeleteSandee, I shall.
ReplyDelete"One of these things is not like the other, can you tell which one?"
ReplyDeleteExcept for this post - fantastic comparison and LMAO !!
You nailed it.
David, thank you. That's what we try to do here.
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