Wednesday, March 21, 2018

President Trump and the Secret Service



President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

 A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

 Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the world  made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

 Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald.... duck!”

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4 comments:

  1. edutcherMarch 21, 2018 at 5:07 AM

    I love it.

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  2. SandeeMarch 21, 2018 at 5:41 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love it too.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

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  3. AnonymousMarch 21, 2018 at 6:20 AM

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
    President Hillary Clinton leaves the WH and heads towards her limo. Propped up by three secret service agents. The 4th one is carrying all her braces, splints, and Depends.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)March 22, 2018 at 6:37 AM

    Chish, would that make us all proud. The thought of it burns my eyes.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.

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