Saturday, July 29, 2017

Job Application ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
Person.   Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely. 

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.


Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May:

You start on Monday, we have Spell Check. 

Thanks Dan!
You say more? 

Other Human Resource Rule 5 ers:


  1. Wow me out... lost for words right now

  2. Bwahahahahahahaha. That's about the way things go with some guys.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  3. She forgot the PS.

    I also mayk a lott of sheide at compny pikniks.


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