Saturday, February 4, 2017

The Elevator ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Please hold any e-mails until further notice as I am in the hospital.

I was attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo.





See below . .. . . .


I was in the elevator when she got in.

I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,

"Could you press one for me please”.

So I did... and I don't remember much afterwards, but I'm guessing it was the wrong one.




Thanks Hal 

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7 comments:

  1. edutcherFebruary 4, 2017 at 6:53 AM

    Then I asked what her name was and she pointed to her chest and said, "Pat".

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  2. SandeeFebruary 4, 2017 at 7:58 AM

    Wrong one, Odie. Wrong one.

    Have a fabulous weekend. ☺

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)February 4, 2017 at 8:12 AM

    edutcher, did you?

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)February 4, 2017 at 8:13 AM

    Sandee, now you tell me.

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  5. BrigFebruary 4, 2017 at 8:57 AM

    I gotta say... you sure got try!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)February 5, 2017 at 8:10 AM

    Brig, thanks for the hospital visit.

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  7. GruntOfMonteCristoFebruary 5, 2017 at 1:23 PM

    Odie, just be grateful the elevator didn't lurch too much on the way down. You could have put an eye out, too, and then you wouldn't be able to see those things in 3D any more.

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