Saturday, February 18, 2017

Dr. Smith ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith 
about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, 
'Every day after your shower, rub your chest 
and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, 
I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months!  
To her utter amazement she grew terrific 
D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.  

 Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't 
recite the little rhyme, she stoodup in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes  and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, 
I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'

'Yes I am... How did you know?'

He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock"!

Thanks Dan 

Other Patients of Dr. Smith Rule 5 ers:


  1. Hickory dickory dock, I want a louder alarm clock?

  2. Fredd cracked me up. Just saying.

    Have a fabulous weekend, Odie. ☺

  3. Hickery Dickery Dock, I want to find the other sock.

  4. "Hickery Dickery Dock?" Doesn't work. Now I have mice running up my clock!

  5. Fredd, Dr. Smith could probably help you with that.

  6. Sandee, He don't spell it with two D's for nuttin'.


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