A shift of coal mine workers clocked out, and headed for the night club, and all had coal dust on their faces, their hard hats with the lights on them. The bouncer stopped them at the door, stating the obvious: 'sorry fellas, we don't serve miners.'
A young wife was expecting her first child but there were complications and a C section was being considered by the doctor. Her husband remained quiet throughout the consultation and when they left the office he suggested that they get something to eat by asking her, "Do you want take out or delivery"
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A shift of coal mine workers clocked out, and headed for the night club, and all had coal dust on their faces, their hard hats with the lights on them. The bouncer stopped them at the door, stating the obvious: 'sorry fellas, we don't serve miners.'
ReplyDeleteA young wife was expecting her first child but there were complications and a C section was being considered by the doctor. Her husband remained quiet throughout the consultation and when they left the office he suggested that they get something to eat by asking her, "Do you want take out or delivery"
ReplyDeleteReally takes away from a joke to try to be politically correct.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
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ReplyDeleteYes, I'm a delusional OLD LADY... and your point is?
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, Thai hit a nerve?
ReplyDeleteFredd, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the Thai joke! ROTFLOL!
ReplyDeletesig94, wow yous guys is flood me wit humor!
ReplyDeleteSandee, that's why I'm not.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, YUP!
ReplyDeleteBrig, that was the point.
ReplyDeleteGrunt, of course you do.
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