Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Our Dog



IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING

QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!!!!!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!



NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT 
HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT 
OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!

Thanks David !
 

28 comments:

  1. I would pay top dollar for that dog Odie! You sure you wont reconsider?

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  2. Interesting trades considered?

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  3. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Good doggy, good doggy. I'd love to send him a carton of smokes to help get that nasty taste out of his mouth.

    Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

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  4. Ranndy, how many times do I have to say it?

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  5. Race, a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

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  6. Sandee, I welcome all the help I can get.

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  7. Understand you not wanting to sell, but I want first pick of his next litter!

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  8. Smart! Awesome dog, Odie :)

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  9. I'll bet he pees on the TV when the news comes on, too.

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  10. Ron, he's having trouble with the ladies because of his tobacco breath.

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  11. Edutcher, he's not allowed in the house during the news anymore.

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  12. He must have a taste for sheeple...

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  13. Such an obedient K9!! Brings a tear to my eye.

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  14. I hope he's OK. My dog would have diarrhea after a meal like that.

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  15. Mark, I have to keep a close eye on him.

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  16. Well...who can blame him...?

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  17. Take Good care of your dog.

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