Thursday, May 9, 2013



Lady Interviewer: Do you shoot  often?

Man: Yes.

Lady Interviewer: How much do  you shoot at the target range?

Man: Around 3 boxes of  ammo give or take.

Lady Interviewer: How much does a  box cost?

Man: Roughly $30.00 at a sporting goods  store.

Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been  target shooting?

Man: 35 years.

Lady  Interviewer: You are shooting about four times a month at a  cost of about $150.00, so that's $600 each month and you're  spending about $7,200 per year, right?

Man: Correct.

Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend  $7,200 on ammo, not accounting for inflation, 35 years puts  you're spending roughly $252,000; correct?

Man:  Correct.

Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you  that if you never shot guns for the past 35 years you'd have enough money for a brand new Ferrari?

Man: Do you shoot?

Lady Interviewer: No.

Man: So, where's  your fuckin' Ferrari?


Thanks Dan !


  1. Where is your fuckin' Ferrari? Hillarious...Also who in Gods name would even think about opening any e-mail with Pelosi's name in it? Great stuff young man!

  2. Bwahahahahahahaha. I love this. And don't you worry about the Pelosi thing. I can hardly stand to look at that idiot with her clothes on. I'm certainly not going to look at her without clothes. I'd have to bleach out my eyes every morning for the rest of my life.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

  3. Randy, some of us aren't as smart as you and had to get their broken glasses replaced.

  4. Sandee, I found the eye bleach on aisle 5 ... and had to use it.

  5. Lol. We're a target shooting family and my husband justifies the cost by telling me how much we save because he reloads the ammo. Still expensive, but better than a temperamental Ferrari.

    Why would anyone in the world want to go to a naked Nancy Pelosi link? Ewwww.

  6. Shudder - naked photos of Pelosi are making their way around the internet? (the horror)

  7. Good one.

    The gag, that is; I can only hope there's enough Botox for her whole body.

  8. Cube, I was at Scheel's Monday and ammo was almost double the cost. That's for what they had that is.

  9. Ll, sometimes you have to take the bad with the good, or was it the good with the bad.

  10. Of all the words the saddest by far are, "what might have been"! But I would still take the firing range trips over any car. The firing range back in my day was the buzzard roost in the lower bottom! The targets were free!

  11. Awesome, I think I'll repost.............;-)

  12. oish Pelosi..changing thoughts quickly!!!

  13. I miss military surplus ammo, when 3 boxes of ammo cost 9 bucks...

    Or when you could get a rifle for 70 bucks and be a good shooter.

    Now because of politics, my cost of living has gone up, and the cost of my favourite hobby has gone up, and there are naked pics of Nancy Pelosi floating on the net...

    Instead of a Ferrari Odie, let's get a DeLorean and drive back to the good old days :)


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