Monday, March 29, 2010

Senator Harry Reid Buys a Car

Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.
The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid,
the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my
new car?"
The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You 
make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car. You know, just
like your health plan".

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not
And I say without any doubt or embarrassment: Tough S...
And on top of that, Harry's going to be sorry he got the car after four 


  1. Hope he's paying interest through the roof...

  2. I hope that car he buys has a bad engine and blows up.

  3. Oh Bunni, Harry only wants to help you.

  4. I hope that car's floorboards have rotted out after 4 years.

  5. Snarky, then Harry would look like the Flintstones going down the road.

  6. Harry already looks like a Flintstone now...


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