An Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with
no brains out of ILLINOIS ,
put him in the White House
and within SIX MONTHS,
Oh that's so rude!
ReplyDeleteHow about the Chinese Dr who can remove multple organs from a prisoner on death row, put them in several others that have paid handsomely for the privilege and get them all back to work running the country?
That Works for me Banned.
ReplyDeleteI love this, Andrew finds the coolest stuff.
ReplyDeleteThe Illinois dr. sucks the worst, of course.
I hate this state & city more each day.
Bunni, run away, run away .....
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