Saturday, June 22, 2019

Oooooh Teacher ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"











Thank You Evi L. Bloggerlady for the great idea. (LINK) 

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8 comments:

edutcher said...

Johnny's gonna get decked soon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I like Johnny. He reminds me of us.

Unknown said...

Want to see a knockout of a math major? Look up Rachel Riley, an Oxford graduate in Mathematics (or Maths, as the Brits say). She's been on TV for the last 11 years working on "Countdown" game show and comedy version called "8 Out of 10 Cats do Countdown".

Allen said...

dated a teacher once. she asked me to pick her up after school one day. so I sit, in the parking lot, blasting Van Halen's "hot for teacher" until she comes out. I was never allowed to pick her up again.

Joe Jackson said...

My 4th grade teacher - Miss Ida Tapdat...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Unknown, I looked her up and she is indeed a knockout.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Allen, how very uncool of her. I also dated one also while she Student Taught. Very pretty and smart, but had bad taste in men.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joe, My fourth grade teacher as well.

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