Saturday, March 23, 2019

First Class Blonde ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

Thanx Alex






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10 comments:

edutcher said...

Someone we all know and love will not appreciate that.

(that's not to say I don't)

Paulie said...

Seems like it's way past time to do a 'find and replace' edit on these jokes. 'Find: blonde; replace with: AOC'

Just sayin'.

LL said...

You've got to love blondes, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I've been in trouble with her ever since you discovered this blog.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Paulie, I do both, but this was given to me as a blonde joke.

Just Sayin'.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I do, and not just because I'm married to one.

Brig said...

LOL, you do realize that first blonde is guy... right!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, I admit nothing, and anyway, I can't take my eyes off of the last one.

Mark Wuertz said...

AOC is so dumb, blondes are now telling AOC jokes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mark, but these blondes are prettier.

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