Friday, October 19, 2018

Husbands and Wives


At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."

"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday.  Here's $6.  Stay in touch."

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Thanks David

2 comments:

edutcher said...

Hope you are happier with Mrs Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I gave her 6 bucks the other day, but the woman is still here.