Sunday, June 3, 2018

Short & Sweet . . . . .



A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:  
  
"Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!"

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love folks that are quick on their feet.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...

Sounds like you know who. She had a lot of nights like that.

Have to run it past her.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, love you too Sandee.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, does she know you just spoke of her?