Saturday, July 29, 2017

Job Application ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
Person.   Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely. 

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.


Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May:

You start on Monday, we have Spell Check. 

Thanks Dan!
You say more? 

Other Human Resource Rule 5 ers:



Wow me out... lost for words right now

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. That's about the way things go with some guys.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...

She forgot the PS.

I also mayk a lott of sheide at compny pikniks.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, let your eyes do the talking.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, yup I'd hire her.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, yes sheide is impoordent.