Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Woodsterman ~ An Equal Opportunity Offender, Still


Q: A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?

A: The blonde, because she's 18.



Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

A: Because they have cotton balls.



Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: Are you sure it's mine?"



Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.



Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

A: Mace will do that to you.



Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.



Q: Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.



Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem?

A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"



Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A: A different bar.



Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A: A speech impediment



Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with … "a recipe".



Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairy tale?

A: A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."



Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
 

A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Thanks David

4 comments:

Sandee said...

You are doing a fine job of being politically incorrect. I like that.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I was always told that I would be happiest at doing something I enjoy.

edutcher said...

I know you won't take this as a the words of a friend, but be very glad The Blonde does not come here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, please keep me hidden.