Dr. Smith ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith 

about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, 

'Every day after your shower, rub your chest 

and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, 

I want bigger boobies!'

 

She did this faithfully for several months!  

To her utter amazement she grew terrific 

D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.  

 Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't 

recite the little rhyme, she stoodup in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes  and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, 

I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 

'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'

'Yes I am... How did you know?'

He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock"!

Thanks Dan 

Other Patients of Dr. Smith Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way