Sunday, June 12, 2016

Dear Abby

My Husband hasn't Worked in 14 years

Dear Abby,

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.

I know he`s cheated on me many times with younger women.

He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive wine and booze day and night.

We sleep in separate beds.

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?

Your advice would be appreciated.

Mad as Hell

Dear Mad as Hell,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.

I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.

Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!

Remember, you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!


Thanks Dan


Fredd said...

Abby: No need to leave him, just throw an ashtray or two at him, he'll get the message.
Mad as Hell: I do that pretty regularly, it doesn't seem to help.

Adrienne said...

Abby - don't bother leaving him, Mad as Hell. He doesn't look like he'll live much longer anyway. Make sure the wills are up to date.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Separate beds??? Hell, I'm pretty sure those two sleep in different countries most of the time. I just wish she would stay out of ours!

edutcher said...

Now that's a punchline.

Euripides said...

You've heard of "blind ambition?" Hillary's ambition has created a gaping blind spot when it comes to Slick Willie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, you've been there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, wow ain't that the truth.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, dream on, dream on!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, better than the average bear.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, or Hillary is the Greatest Enabler in history.

Ron Russell said...

Great one! Blind-sided me! I don't think Hillary or Bubba ever had a real job! Ilived in Little Rock when he was the Gov there---he had quite a reputation as a ladies man back then! Had State Troopers bringing his ladies to the Governor's Mansion for those late nite tryst.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, do you mean Monica was right?