Sunday, June 12, 2016
My Husband hasn't Worked in 14 years
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.
I know he`s cheated on me many times with younger women.
He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive wine and booze day and night.
We sleep in separate beds.
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?
Your advice would be appreciated.
Mad as Hell
Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.
I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.
Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember, you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like it!