Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Police Call . . .



A police officer called the central station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here.  An old lady shot her 
husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."


Thanks David

10 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Granny's got her gun, but she really, really needs to run a rake through that hair!

Enjoy your day, Odie.

Ron Russell said...

Sounds like some of the Mayberry bunch around here!

Sandee said...

There's a smart cop right there. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, I like it. It makes her look meaner.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, what ever works to tell a good story.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, he's going to live a long and full life.

edutcher said...

She ain't no 'Murrican.

Where's her AR-15?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, 20 years ago they were selling those things in drug stores for a hundred bucks around here. Me thinks that's why she has it.

cube said...

Run, officer, run. Lol.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, perzackly!