Sunday, September 20, 2015

Home Security . . . .


Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker
off the front door.  We've disconnected our home alarm
system and quit our candy-ass  Neighborhood Watch.

Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in
the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of
ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland
Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching
the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month! 
Finally some return on our tax dollars!


Thanks David

14 comments:

Ron Russell said...

Damn, my kind of Joke! But my Rebel Flag ain't coming down even if I can save $50 a month!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant.

I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

You'd be safer with an AR-15, but, Hell, yes, that Rebel flag should come down and I'll take it off every one one of those shameless hussies myself.

stevebethere said...

LOL brilliant idea heheh!

Timothy Hecht said...

That's beating the Liberals at their own game.

Mike aka Proof said...

Your house is more secure than the Niner's offensive line, that's for sure!

messymimi said...

Heeheehee! You are safe now, all right!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, OK!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Thank you very much.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, so you like my little "Flag Poles".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, Oughta work.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Timothy, we deserve one once in awhile.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, don't remind me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

messymimi, I have to be, they're all watching me.