Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Odds and Ends For a Wednesday


Subject: U.S. Marines Rescue 34 ISIS Sex Slaves

Ask Obama if you don't understand.

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Senior Humor


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SENIOR TRYING TO SET  PASSWORD

WINDOWS:   Please enter your new  password.

USER:    cabbage

WINDOWS:    Sorry, the password must be more than 8  characters.
USER:   boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   , the password must contain 1  numerical character.

USER:   1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank  spaces.
USER:   50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:    Sorry, the password must contain at  least one upper case character.

USER:   50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:    Sorry, the password cannot use more  than one upper case character consecutively.
USER:    50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain  punctuation.

USER:   ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:    Sorry, that  password is already in use.

12 comments:

LL said...

Excellent observations for hump day. May you hump all day today.

Curmudgeon said...

Ask The World's Most Dangerous Community Organizer? Meh. He's too busy with the little sheepies to answer any questions. I'd more readily get an answer from President Valerie Jarrett. She's Iranian right?

Sandee said...

That joke is spot on. Spot on.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I'm planning on it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, Yes she is ... does that stir up any questions, or are all of us pretty damn sure who's making those decisions.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, care to share?

edutcher said...

You must have gotten those last two from The Blonde.

Always On Watch said...

I've had that password experience!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, of course I did.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, I having it now.

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