Friday, March 13, 2015

Doctors Comparing Notes


"In Israel medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's 
testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is 
looking for work."
 
The German doctor says:  "That's nothing, In Germany we 
take part of a brain put it in another man and in 4 weeks 
he is looking for work."   
 
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart 
from a man put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is 
looking for work."
 
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. 
Six years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart 
and no balls and made him President. Now, 
the whole damn country is looking for work!"
 
I'm told this joke won a competition in Britain.  
 
Thanks Hal!

14 comments:

  1. The "joke" took the country by storm twice. What a pity.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Curmudgeon, but still none of us are laughing.

      Delete
  2. And it's so true too. What a dismal failure this administration is. All they can do is blame congress now. It's that special.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Sandee, they've been out to destroy this country from the beginning.

      Delete
  3. This joke gets a first prize in my book.

    ReplyDelete
  4. They say there's a lot of truth in humor... yeah.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Cube, there's a lot of truth in this joke, that's for sure.

      Delete
  5. Replies
    1. Edutcher, yup, because he's going to win the next six elections.

      Delete
  6. A little too close to the reality, IMO.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Damn, ain't it the fricking truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.