Friday, March 13, 2015

Doctors Comparing Notes


"In Israel medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's 
testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is 
looking for work."
 
The German doctor says:  "That's nothing, In Germany we 
take part of a brain put it in another man and in 4 weeks 
he is looking for work."   
 
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart 
from a man put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is 
looking for work."
 
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. 
Six years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart 
and no balls and made him President. Now, 
the whole damn country is looking for work!"
 
I'm told this joke won a competition in Britain.  
 
Thanks Hal!

14 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

WOW. So sorry it's so true.

Curmudgeon said...

The "joke" took the country by storm twice. What a pity.

Sandee said...

And it's so true too. What a dismal failure this administration is. All they can do is blame congress now. It's that special.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, aren't we all.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, but still none of us are laughing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, they've been out to destroy this country from the beginning.

cube said...

This joke gets a first prize in my book.

cube said...

They say there's a lot of truth in humor... yeah.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, Mine too.

edutcher said...

And now we're stuck with him.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, there's a lot of truth in this joke, that's for sure.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, yup, because he's going to win the next six elections.

Always On Watch said...

A little too close to the reality, IMO.

Ron Russell said...

Damn, ain't it the fricking truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!