Wednesday, February 4, 2015

World's Shortest Books


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

& Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________________
 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates 

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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And, just added:

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama



Thanks Hal!

8 comments:

Sandee said...

Oh these are all good. All of them and especially the last one.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...

You sure Barry Soetaro didn't write that first one?

PS Amelia did make it halfway across. Doesn't that count?

IRISH said...

HA! Good ones Odie!

Proof said...

A little off topic, but I think we have another candidate for "You only had one job"
http://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2015/02/paging-angel-paging-angel-we-have-issue.html

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you know that last one just had to be there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, OK it's counted.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

IRISH, thank you sir!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, did you follow him over here? There's a simple explanation for that photo.