Monday, February 2, 2015

50 Shades of Grey


She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
 
Between her breasts . . . . And, 
trickling down the small of her back . . . .
 
She was getting near to the end.
 
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile 
on his face as his wife moved . . .
 
Forwards then backwards.
 
Forward then backward.
 
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
 
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
 
Her face was flushed . . . .
 
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began 
to groan louder . . . .
 
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she 
let out a piercing scream . . . .

She shouted:

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

Thank You Hal!

15 comments:

Chuck McCarroll said...

Sounds awfully familiar.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Chuck, I love the surprise humor, but it really doesn't apply at the Woodsterman household.

Adrienne said...

Sure doesn't apply here, either, Odie. I'm the champion of parallel parking. Harold? Not so much. When I got my first license it was through a driving school in Houston. The instructor gave me the foolproof method for parallel parking. I've used it ever since in all sorts of vehicles. I'd tell you what it was, but then I'd have to kill you - so I'll keep it my secret. ;-)

USA_Admiral said...

It's all about putting it where it goes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, it will have to remain your secret then, but it's probably the same trick they taught all of us kids.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, every chance we get too.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. I must admit that my mind went directly into the gutter. You knew it would.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I counted on it.

edutcher said...

Doncha love vindication?

The Conservative Lady said...

Surprise ending for me, too. Having grown up in South Philadelphia, you have to know how to parallel park or your out of luck!

cube said...

It was too obvious to be the big O. My parallel parking skills are rusty because we don't use them much in Florida, but I can still do it in a pinch. It's just driving.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, LOL!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, I'm a Los Angeles boy and I know what you mean.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I haven't needed those skills for a really looong time.

Robert Fowler said...

I'm going to steal this. It's too good not to pass along.