Thursday, April 10, 2014

Old Butch



Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the
bells.

Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing
the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk
on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in
the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation
among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old
Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also
awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of
the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them
when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.

Thanks Dan ! 

20 comments:

Adrienne said...

Odie - some of us heard the clanging of Odumbos bell very clearly. Libtards are hard of hearing...

LL said...

"barack" sort of sounds like the sound that a chicken would make when it's poked in the ass --- isn't it?

Scott Way said...

Sounds like Big Ben over here!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Well this is the truth and then some.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, da sheeple not be hearin.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, not sure ... I'm not a specialist on chicken ass pokin sounds.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, just a bit loud huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, just a bunch of chicken fun around here.

edutcher said...

Funny, most women love having their bell rung.

Marine4Ever said...

Adrienne and LL get the PIIING Award for the day. They hit the nail right on the head! (I'd give anything just to see that railroad spike driven right between Obamohammad's beady little eyeballs. Ya gettin this, NSA, with YOUR beady little eyeballs?!)

Z said...

That is a very terrific post!
I went from Cube's lobster to your rooster :-)

By the way, thanks for posting that painting of Andrew. I had the privilege to know him and his family and I often wonder how much he could have done for our country had he lived. I loved Andrew...he was bright, engaging, kind, fun....and honest.

cube said...

I thought I heard my name... ;-)

Z is right about this post. It deftly uses humor to make some valid points.

Ron Russell said...

Now that's fricking funny. It rang my bell. I did see that you visited by rather obscure site at Stop Obama to view the stolen Clinton on Sex posting there with your Mac computer that uses the Safari 7.03 browser with a screen resolution of 1440 x 900 and that your ISP is ATT&T V-verse. Also I noticed you had visited only 26 porn sites in the past 30 days. You must be slipping buddy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, ring it doode!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, Ding-a-ling NSA?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Z, Cube and I got together on that one.

Have you been to Dales site? I think I remember you and he getting together. Did Andrew's wife and he get together?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, Your name was used a couple of times.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, thank God you didn't use my real name with that disclosure. Only 26? I must be slipping.

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

Lol :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, you betcha.