Saturday, August 10, 2013

Oh Nurse (3) ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there?"

The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."




 

Thanks Dan !

18 comments:

LL said...

That may be the most effective argument to date opposing ObamaCare.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, it worked for me.

Opus #6 said...

Shaking my head. ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, did you change your avatar to a Star Fish?

Sandee said...

What LL said. Spot on.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, that's why we keep LL around.

Proof said...

So, THAT'S what the nurse meant when she said she was here to check my vitals!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, so that's what you call them.

edutcher said...

That would make The Blonde (nurse of 43 years) very angry casting nurses in such a light.

I, of course, can see the humor.

(the pics help, too)

USA_Admiral said...

0bamaKare is going to be the death of everyone.

Supi said...

Odie, you have so much fun!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, isn't that what you said in part one or two?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, and no more pretty nurses too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, yes I do.

Ron Russell said...

That's a good one, with a great deal of truth I suspect! Where are those nurses when I see the doctor?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, they're at my doctor's office.

Maggie Thornton said...

You are a hoot! (Sure I've said that before. I'm always speechless).

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook
http://maggiesnotebook.com

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Maggie, I do remember hearing that from you. That's why I do this you know ... to make you smile.