Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Resurrection



A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours
you are supposed to call the doctor."

Thanks Dan !

30 comments:

  1. The older you get, the truer that is...

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  2. You can't watch TV anymore with the kids around!

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  3. Call the Dr....Or pole vault around the living room!

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  4. Pastor received several "this was the best service of the year" comments after church ended.

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  5. That's cute! But what if he had said, "if it last more that four hours you should praise the Lord"!

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  6. Randy, it just takes one little blue pill to set a world record.

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  7. Marine, blue pills spring eternal.

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  8. Supi, that would be my conclusion.

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  9. Ron, you and I know how fast four hours can really go.

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  10. Would a resurrection be a surrection that happens again? I might need some one day.

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  11. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart.

    Thanks for the first laugh of this beautiful morning.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  12. Sandee, you're running late ... thank you.

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  13. TV was better (and safer) when we were kids.

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  14. Edutcher, but not fodder for Woodsterman.

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  15. Hee hee. It is dangerous to ask a kid a question in a public forum. Reminds me of the stuff Art Linkletter used to get out of them.

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  16. You can't have everything, sir.

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  17. Cube, that's what I thought too ... Art Linkletter.

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  18. Teresa, we aim to please here at Woodsterman.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.