Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Resurrection



A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours
you are supposed to call the doctor."

Thanks Dan !

30 comments:

LL said...

The older you get, the truer that is...

Race Bannon said...

You can't watch TV anymore with the kids around!

Randy-g said...

Call the Dr....Or pole vault around the living room!

Marine4Ever said...

If only.

Supi said...

Pastor received several "this was the best service of the year" comments after church ended.

Ron Russell said...

That's cute! But what if he had said, "if it last more that four hours you should praise the Lord"!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, just ask my doctor.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, too many questions?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, it just takes one little blue pill to set a world record.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, blue pills spring eternal.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, that would be my conclusion.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you and I know how fast four hours can really go.

Sheik YerBouti said...

Would a resurrection be a surrection that happens again? I might need some one day.

doubletroubletwo said...

Lmao... good one Odie :)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart.

Thanks for the first laugh of this beautiful morning.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Opus #6 said...

Children are great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, we do our best.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, perzackly!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you're running late ... thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, Grampa agrees.

edutcher said...

TV was better (and safer) when we were kids.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, but not fodder for Woodsterman.

Velcro said...

Hallelujah!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, I see da light!

cube said...

Hee hee. It is dangerous to ask a kid a question in a public forum. Reminds me of the stuff Art Linkletter used to get out of them.

edutcher said...

You can't have everything, sir.

Teresa said...

LMAO!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, that's what I thought too ... Art Linkletter.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, why not?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, we aim to please here at Woodsterman.