Thursday, January 24, 2013

Thursday Fun Three-fer



WISH TO LIVE FOREVER
 I met a fairy who said she would grant me  one wish.   
Immediately I said, "I want to live  forever."
  
"Sorry," said the fairy,   "I'm not allowed 
to grant eternal life."
 
  "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after the 
government gets it's act together".

  "You crafty little bastard you"  said the fairy

My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a text...
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite
If you are drinking, send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you!

I texted back…………………………..




I'm sitting on the toilet,
What should I do?

Thanks David !

18 comments:

Randy-g said...

That is damn cold!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, is that a weather report or an opinion?

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Right on the money the first two. The last one? Well...

Have a terrific day. :)

Amusing Bunni said...

It's AWFUL COLD out here, and lots of snow is coming, we've been lucky so far, oh well, I hope to mostly stay inside and try to rest up.

Thanks for the laughs, Odie, you always make me smile.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Oh come on, the last one was my favorite.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, That's my job. Glad to see you visiting about.

doubletroubletwo said...

It sure is cold!!!! Those made me smile Odie :)

Juan Doe said...

The first is a valid thought for today.

edutcher said...

When in doubt says, "Always thinking of you".

Not unlike the answer to, "Does this make me look fat?" .

Jackie said...

Wow that's a lot of snow. No wonder my hubby freaks out whenever I mention moving back to Maine!

I had to do the shoveling the last year we lived there because he started long haul. We moved the next year! LOL! :-)

Velcro said...

It goes to show that not everything should be shared between a couple...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, admit it, that's why you keep coming back.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Juan, it's a valid thought every day, if only we could just keep it cold enough.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, that's a tough one to answer.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Jackie, I know what you mean. I've lived in snow country for 32 years. It snowed 4 feet a couple of weeks ago and it's been so cold it's still here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, And to think I cleaned that last sentence up from the original.

Always On Watch said...

It's so cold here in the D.C. area right now that we're having trouble with the integrity of the sewer pipes. I'm not exaggerating.

I wonder how those potties up on Capitol Hill are flushing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, it stinks there anyway. Sewer pipes are usually pretty deep.