Saturday, January 5, 2013

Being Blonde ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



 A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

 "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

 So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.
"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.


Other Rule 5 ers:

32 comments:

Randy-g said...

At least that blonde didn't ask the doc to pull her finger! I love blondes...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I love blondes too ... now, pull my finger.

Opus #6 said...

I am a blonde. And I don't get it. Can you explain it to me?

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I love it and I love being a blonde too. I've heard many many blonde jokes over the years.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Marine4ever said...

Why would she dye her hair if her finger's broke?

LL said...

There's nothing not to like about natural blondes. However, sadly, there are many out there pretending to be blonde and the carpet and drapes don't match.

edutcher said...

A oldie but a goodie.

Euripides said...

Blond jokes and beautiful women; what more could anyone want in life?

Jackie said...

It is true what they say...us blonds do have more fun!! Mine is platinum silver now and everyone always ask me where I get my hair dyed. I don't.

I was born a blond and looks like I will be going out that way too!:-)

doubletroubletwo said...

Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh odie :)

stevebethere said...

LMAO that cracked me up

Have a brilliant day

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you being blonde, I'm not sure there's enough time or space here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, shhhh I'm a blonde too ... well used to be.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, it makes perfect sense to a blonde.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, look into their mind and it will make prefect sense ... I think.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, we on the Woodsterman staff celebrate old every day.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, just trying to keep up with your new attitude at FaceBook.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Jackie, let's have fun!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

doubletroubletwo, All of us at Woodsterman are here to please.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, glad we could be of service.

Ron Russell said...

Wonder how she got the broken finger?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, she broke it checking for pain.

edutcher said...

Odie, it beats the Hell out of celebrating dead.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher ... 10-4

Maggie Thornton said...

Blonde jokes are the best. Love this one.

Odie, thanks for linking me even though I haven't done a Rule 5 for awhile.

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook
http://maggiesnotebook.com

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Maggie, you bet ... a guy can hope can't he.

Reaganite Republican said...

Nice tail this week, you dog

Linked at my place:

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is Rhode Island's Olivia Culpo~

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, you're a gentleman Sir. Thank you.

Mario Rojas said...

What is the name of the girl with the pink gloves at the end

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mario, I haven't the faintest idea. I probably googled sexy blonds and picked my 5 favorites.

Mario Rojas said...

I had trouble looking for her

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I just googled "Sexy Blonde" and found her, but it was from this post. Sorry, but I posted this over a year ago.