Saturday, January 5, 2013

Being Blonde ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



 A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

 "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

 So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.
"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.


Other Rule 5 ers:

32 comments:

  1. At least that blonde didn't ask the doc to pull her finger! I love blondes...

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  2. Randy, I love blondes too ... now, pull my finger.

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  3. I am a blonde. And I don't get it. Can you explain it to me?

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  4. Bwahahahahahaha. I love it and I love being a blonde too. I've heard many many blonde jokes over the years.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  5. Why would she dye her hair if her finger's broke?

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  6. There's nothing not to like about natural blondes. However, sadly, there are many out there pretending to be blonde and the carpet and drapes don't match.

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  7. Blond jokes and beautiful women; what more could anyone want in life?

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  8. It is true what they say...us blonds do have more fun!! Mine is platinum silver now and everyone always ask me where I get my hair dyed. I don't.

    I was born a blond and looks like I will be going out that way too!:-)

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  9. Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh odie :)

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  10. LMAO that cracked me up

    Have a brilliant day

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  11. Opie, you being blonde, I'm not sure there's enough time or space here.

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  12. Sandee, shhhh I'm a blonde too ... well used to be.

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  13. Marine, it makes perfect sense to a blonde.

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  14. LL, look into their mind and it will make prefect sense ... I think.

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  15. Edutcher, we on the Woodsterman staff celebrate old every day.

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  16. Euripides, just trying to keep up with your new attitude at FaceBook.

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  17. doubletroubletwo, All of us at Woodsterman are here to please.

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  18. Wonder how she got the broken finger?

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  19. Odie, it beats the Hell out of celebrating dead.

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  20. Blonde jokes are the best. Love this one.

    Odie, thanks for linking me even though I haven't done a Rule 5 for awhile.

    Maggie@MaggiesNotebook
    http://maggiesnotebook.com

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  21. Maggie, you bet ... a guy can hope can't he.

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  22. RR, you're a gentleman Sir. Thank you.

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  23. What is the name of the girl with the pink gloves at the end

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  24. Mario, I haven't the faintest idea. I probably googled sexy blonds and picked my 5 favorites.

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  25. I just googled "Sexy Blonde" and found her, but it was from this post. Sorry, but I posted this over a year ago.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.