Sunday, November 25, 2012

Involuntary Muscle

Professor Higgins at the University of 
Sydney was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary 
Muscle Contraction’ to his first year 
medical students.

Realising this was not the most riveting 
subject, the professor decided to lighten 
the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front 
row and said, 'Do you know what your arsehole 
is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably out 
golfing with his mates!'

It took 45 minutes to restore 
order in the classroom

16 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Well, she has her perspective and the professor has his perspective. Good one Odie.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Thank you so much.

Ron Russell said...

Good one mate! I reminded of the medical professor who asked a blonde in his class what organ increases in size some 10 times when excited---the poor girl just blushed and said, "really professor'! The ole Prof, replied, "young lady your responce tells me three things, you have a dirty mind and you didn't do your home work and you will be severely disappointed on your wedding nite"! The answer to my question is the pupil of the eye.

Randy-g said...

That is priceless!

Opus #6 said...

Both you and Ron Russell are on a roll this morning.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

I would add The War Planner to Opies' list. Thanks Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I'd hate to see her disappointed, so let's lie to her.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I'll sell it to you if that makes feel better.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, perzackly my lady! Thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, Thank you sir.

Lauren said...

hahahaha! Classic.

It reminds me of a quote from the Woody Allen movie, Zelig. He had advised his students taking his class on masturbation to start without him.

Happy Silly Sunday!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lauren, happy silly Sunday back at you.

Rhonda said...

Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. Happy Silly Sunday

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rhonda, glad you could join us here on silly Sunday.

Mr. AOW said...

Women call us husbands a$$holes more often than we know! We deserve it, I guess.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. Speak for yourself.