Sunday, October 7, 2012

What is Couple Sex ?

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working 
in the yard  and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a 
question, but  decided that if she's old enough to know to
ask the question, then she's old enough to get a 
straight answer.

Steering himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to 
tell her all  about human reproduction and the joys and 
responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking 
at him with her  mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, 
"Why did you  ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, 
"Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just  a couple secs. 

Thanks Dan !

16 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Perception is a dangerous thing sometimes.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grampa's can silly cant they, Sandee

LL said...

Couple sex and couple secs can be the same thing to an older couple.

Ron Russell said...

Ha! Good one---shows the difference between old minds and young ones.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, you too?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I prefer to think of it as a difference of endurance.

Always On Watch said...

This may be the best thing you've ever posted, Odie!

The Conservative Lady said...

Loved LL's comment...and your response. Almost as funny as the joke.

Brooke said...

This sounds like something my Genna would do. On purpose.

The War Planner said...

..actually, Odie, I am glad the old guy explained it. It's been so long that I'd completely forgotten!

:-D

edutcher said...

Context is everything.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, I contribute that to your short memory.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, thanks, that's what we do here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, Fun times huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TWP, So that wasn't you I saw.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, Was that context, consex, or consecs?