Sunday, October 21, 2012

Dad's Cristmas List is Now Complete


For the man who has everything . . . . .

Thanks David !

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

That's what you need Gramps, a manual chain saw!

Adrienne said...

This is about the funniest thing I've seen in eons. Both hubby and I are screeching to each other from our respective offices.

I had to give him a "liquid in mouth" alert on the "factory direct"thingy. When I got to wheel chairs and cat toys I about spewed my coffee.

Hey, Randy - nothing wrong with a manual chainsaw. Until last year, that's all hubby ever owned. I wouldn't allow him to have a non-manual. You don't give a chainsaw to a guy who earns his living by playing a guitar, banjo, or mandolin. Simple as that.

Last year he was allowed to have a midsize electric one and I made one of his friends come over and give him lessons. And, guess what? We bought it at a Disorganized, Understaffed, Parking Lot Sale. Hubby feels like such a big boy now!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, that's definitely a fire wood pee bringer, huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, somehow I don't think Hubby's manual chainsaw looked anything like the one pictured here ... just guessing. Electric? Well that will be used at home only.

In my yute, I used to go out and cut 10 cords a year. Now I pay the next door neighbor for four cords of wood. He uses the money for his elf hunting trips. Everyone wins. Four cords now because we reinsulated the house.

Opus #6 said...

Corn on the cob holder! Ha!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, cool huh ... My favorite is the hose. Water on one end and electrical on the other.

Sandee said...

I need that whale gutting knife right now. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific Sunday Odie. :)

The War Planner said...

HEY GRAND-DAD! Way to go! Next time you get down here to SoCal, we'll split a fifth of..Old Grand-Dad!

Best wishes to the mom and Dresden!

~WP

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, are you giving me my first order?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TWP, thanks guy. Old grand dad huh. I guess it's my turn to try your tastes.

Brooke said...

A pneumatic slide whistle. And heavy-duty, at that!

The possibilities are endless... Watch out kids, dogs, cats... Mwaahaahaaaaa!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, You got it girl. I just bought me a roto-protaskadator. It saved my ass and worked as promised.

edutcher said...

On top of everything else, it's a Lefty's nightmare.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, you need to be ambri(something).

Ron Russell said...

Mail order only, I suppose! Not much of a tool man myself, are those good deals?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you can't beat em.