Sunday, September 2, 2012

Beer Call



I was standing at the bar at Tin Roof yesterday and
this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me 
and starts drinking
a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like

Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz

I Chinee"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer

you little twat and I don't want to get hurt when 
I thump you.

Thank You Nominedeus (LINK)

14 comments:

  1. Good one, Odie and ND! Well, I bet it wsn't that swill beer ovomit is brewing instead of working in the WH, or the little china man would have keeled over from the stench already.

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  2. Brookster, A guy's gotta do what a guys gotta do.

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  3. Bunni, don't go swimming in the White House pool, or you'll get too drunk to get out.

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  4. Bwahahahahahaha. You just have to do your homework before you thump someone. Good one.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  5. This man must have studies Sun Tsu, "know your enemy."

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  6. As an ole drunk said you can burn my wife, rape my cat, and shoot my house; but never, never drink my beer!!!

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  7. Sandee, better to be the thumper than the thumpee.

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  8. Opie, I studied track to get away quickly.

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  9. Good one.

    And don't assume Occidentals don't know martial arts.

    A couple of guys made that mistake with The Blonde and they're probably still in traction.

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  10. Wonder if they were serving the White House Witches Brew.

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  11. Edutcher, that blond of yours does get around.

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  12. Lady, you never know. Some will drink anything ... even Kool-Aid.

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