Sunday, September 2, 2012

Beer Call



I was standing at the bar at Tin Roof yesterday and
this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me 
and starts drinking
a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like

Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz

I Chinee"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer

you little twat and I don't want to get hurt when 
I thump you.

Thank You Nominedeus (LINK)

14 comments:

Brooke said...

Yep. Capitol offense.

Amusing Bunni said...

Good one, Odie and ND! Well, I bet it wsn't that swill beer ovomit is brewing instead of working in the WH, or the little china man would have keeled over from the stench already.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brookster, A guy's gotta do what a guys gotta do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, don't go swimming in the White House pool, or you'll get too drunk to get out.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. You just have to do your homework before you thump someone. Good one.

Have a terrific day. :)

Opus #6 said...

This man must have studies Sun Tsu, "know your enemy."

Ron Russell said...

As an ole drunk said you can burn my wife, rape my cat, and shoot my house; but never, never drink my beer!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, better to be the thumper than the thumpee.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I studied track to get away quickly.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I use that line all to often.

edutcher said...

Good one.

And don't assume Occidentals don't know martial arts.

A couple of guys made that mistake with The Blonde and they're probably still in traction.

The Conservative Lady said...

Wonder if they were serving the White House Witches Brew.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, that blond of yours does get around.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, you never know. Some will drink anything ... even Kool-Aid.