Tuesday, March 2, 2010

New Ice Cream Flavor

In honor of the 44th President of the United States ,  
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new 
flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, 
and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion 
of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as 
an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and 
hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large 
beautiful cone, but after you pay for it,  the ice cream is 
taken away and given to the person in line behind you 
at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding 
an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?


CambridgeLady said...

It was starting to look quite tempting until you mentioned the price! I wonder what a Gordon Brown or David Cameron ice-cream would be like :S

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, I heard they were stocking your Baskin-Bobbins as we speak.

Snarky Basterd said...

Sounds awfully similar to something Zero would propose.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, like I said, look for it at your local Baskin-Robbins.