Wednesday, March 10, 2010

My New Truck

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama and played “Hail to the Chief’

Damn I love this truck...


Anonymous said...

Well libs and conservatives are never going to agree what Obama's "legacy" will be .... but he has been the inspiration for some damn funny jokes :o)

Teresa said...

That was hilarious Odie :)

I want that truck.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, yes he is the ONE that never stops giving ... fodder for our jokes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, what's your offer ?