Shampoo ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.

 

WARNING TO US ALL!!!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo
in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that
shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.
It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

 

 And ... for the Ladies ...

 Thank you Trailbee (LINK)

Other Showering Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD

Death Bed Confession

The 6th & Best Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

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Thanks Dan !

Next In Line Please ....

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

 "Names?"

 "Tim and Jim Jones."

 "Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

 "Yes, we're brothers."

 "Brothers?? You can't get married."

 "Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

 "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

 "Incest?" No, we are not gay."

 "Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

 "For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

 "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

 "Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

 "And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"

 "All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

 "Hi. We are here to get married."

 "Names?"

 "John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

 "Who wants to marry whom?"

 "We all want to marry each other."

"But there are four of you!"

 "That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."

 "But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

 "So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

 "No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that

it's just for couples."

 "Since when are you standing on tradition?"

 "Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

 "Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

 "All right, all right. Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

 "In what names?"

 "David Deets."

 "And the other man?"

 "That's all. I want to marry myself."

 "Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"

 "Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

 "That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

 Pretty well sums it up, doesn't it??

 Meanwhile in San Francisco

Thanks Dan !

Best Description Ever Written...

The second paragraph of the Mr. Wheeler’s statement is perfect.

Jack Wheeler is a brilliant man who was the author of Reagan's strategy to break the back of the Soviet Union with the star wars race and expose their inner weakness. For years he wrote a weekly intelligence update that was extremely interesting and well structured and informative. He consults(ed) with several mega corporations on global trends and the future, etc. He is in semi-retirement now. He is a true patriot with a no-nonsense approach to everything. He is also a somewhat well-known mountain climber and adventurer. Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler

The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no guts, nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.

He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in Kenya . Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively.

What he isn't, not a genetic drop of, is 'African-American,' the descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.

Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves, he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah.

It's something Hillary doesn't understand - how some complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the Dem nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of being human to the evil of being white.

Thus Obama has become the white liberals' Christ, offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it, no arguments Hillary could make of any kind can be effective against it. The absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being their Savior is all the more cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd.

Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior.

He is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by any thinking American.

Thank You Trailbee ! (LINK)

NewsBusted 11/12/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Happy Veterans Day !

I was PROUD to serve, and on this day I salute

all of you that also served past and present.

(Watch this in HD full screen. It's an ass kicker!)

A Very Safe Slingshot

The Ladder ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other High up Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD 

Thought for the month: Assault Weapons

Read this real slowly and think about it. 

Then read it again to help it sink in...

Can’t beat fundamentally sound logic like this.

Thanks Dan ! 

I Just Can't Seem To Get A Break - 4

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our 

upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something 

shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”
I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started…...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to 

apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter 

asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet 

at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I 

would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough 

for me’ and she processed
my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly 

told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might 

have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to
pay me a compliment.’
I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

And then the fight started….....

Thanks Dan !