I've Heard of Iraq, But Arack ?

RULE#5 Woodsterman style

Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry V

More libtards ... it's the post that keeps on giving.

This guy is going to be a father some day?

(or I love to wear my daughters clothes)

"OK boys, wet this bad T-shirt"

"Should this be leopard with a bone in my hair?"

I was going to put at a beach near San Francisco,

But then I read the bottom. Even Florida has problems.

Oh look ... a matching bag. Don't ask ... don't tell?

I'll clarify that last statement: do we really need

don't ask ... don't tell?

Hat Tip: JIM McMAHON - CHICAGO

NewsBusted 10/8/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Did I Read That Sign Right?

In an office bathroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD



Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? .. 
OK guys .. one for us ..

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Thanks David

Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry IV

Oh, but of course there's more libtards for you to enjoy.

I found our basketballs ...

Back Cleavage ?

Not too short, not too long ... just right.

Butt floss in the kitchen ?

And we have to hear from San Francisco now.

I have nothing to add ... care to try ?

NewsBusted 10/5/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry III

OK guys and gals, here are some more libtards

Almost like a dog's muzzle ... only ... I really don't know.

The family that Treks together ... stays together ?

That can't be comfortable ... upgrade ?

This guy could make devil worship popular.

This has to be the poster-child for ObamaCare.

You have to keep those fingers out of the outlets.

Clean Underwear Isn't Their Mother's Only Worry II

Here are some of the liberal voters we must defeat in NOvember

This guy (?) did a great job shaving his legs. 

Yup, looks clean from here.

Your outfit fits in all the right places.

You cad ... you didn't !

Oh giddy up you sweet little thing.

How many pounds in how big of a bag ...

Didn't work!

NOvember Prediction ...

I couldn't resist this one. Will this happen?????