Saturday, November 10, 2012

The Therapist ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Rehab Exercise For senior Men

My doctor started me on a rehab exercise program.

I am walking with a walking therapist every day.

I never knew walking with someone else was such

an incentive.

We don't talk much during the walk, though.

My therapist walks about 10 feet ahead of me and

sets the pace, as directed by my doctor.

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So far, I have followed her for 27 miles without

even using my cane!

I am feeling better each mile and my heart condition,

my blood pressure and my breathing seem to be improving.

I have fun where ever we go!


Other Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Let's Get Back To Normal Around Here.

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an 
overnight gambling casino trip. 

An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 
'I've just been molested!'

The driver felt  that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. 
So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit  down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward and 
claims that she was just molested.  The driver thought he 
had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting 
these old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says
that she'd been molested too.

The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls 
into the first rest area.

When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old 
man on his  hands and knees crawling in the  aisles.

'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' 
says the bus  driver.

'I lost my toupee.  I thought I found it three times, but  
every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs  away!'
Thanks David !

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

You Can Knock Me Over With A Feather . . .

Well ladies and germs, where does one begin? I witnessed
this country's citizens speaking their minds yesterday. They
didn't care for the way this country was designed by it's 
founders but rather wanted something resembling a third 
world European type socialist state.

The lack of teaching history in our schools has paid off. A
news media that felt it was more important to sway public
opinion then to inform them paid off. A government that 
promised free stuff paid off. 

I listened to the news media (or what's left of them) last night
explain to me (part of the ignorant masses) that there were just
not enough rich in this country to give Romney a win. That to
to me explained exactly how bad it really is. 

The worse part of this whole thing is I walk every morning with
a real liberal nut. He is a walking example of someone that has
been indoctrinated by the MSM. He and his wife call themselves 
fiscal conservatives and social liberals. They get their information
from the Sunday morning talk shows. Thank goodness he's doing
something this morning and I won't see him today.

But still worse yet is I don't think my Son or my
Grandson will ever know what I or all the other millions fought
for these 236 years. I'll just be putzing around today thinking of
where my financial planning goes from here. Wink wink, nod nod
the fight ain't over just yet.

God Bless The United States of America ... 
or do the libs want to change the name too?
Say good night Gracie . . .  

Question: In 50 years, will there be anyone left, who knows
how it worked, to put it back the way it was? 

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

I Am America ~ 11/6/12 Judgement Day !



VOTE !
All you Republicans, Conservatives, and TEA Party people.
All other may stay home if they wish.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Remember Who We Are !


A little inspirational music to lead up to tomorrow.
You must vote to keep this great country free. Those
in the White House today have a different plan for
you than our founders did.