Wednesday, January 23, 2019

One Wish

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

I wish to live “forever”, I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.”

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!”

“Your crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.

Thanks Jim


edutcher said...

And here I thought his wish would be for her negligee to slide off.

Sandee said...

That's a good wish. You are very crafty.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎

Kid said...

Saw where that was going :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, you and I think alike. We're a couple of old leches.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, anything to live forever ... unless there's a revolution.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kid, you sound old for your age.