Woodsterman: December 2018

Monday, December 31, 2018

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 180 ~

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Saturday, December 29, 2018

Cowabunga ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

The Old Woodsterman was a surfer in his yute.

I haven't been on a board for almost 40 years,

but I still do miss it dearly.

Here's some of today's eye candy.

Now I really miss it.

Other Rule 5 ers Hangin' Ten:

The Other McCain
Proof Positive

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

Doubletroubletwo

Angrymikes hood

MissK's World...

American Power

A Nod To The Gods

Political Clown Parade

The Last Tradition

The Right Way
Minuteman

Friday, December 28, 2018

Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.

As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven.

"Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you’re going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was ve y little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.

"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle.

"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena .

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she will teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.

Thanks Dan