A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu....
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00Fried Explorer: $15.00
Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Thanks David
I'd say they're not just full of shit but close to 100% shit; so, you'd have to clean at least 20 to get one small serving.
ReplyDeleteOdie for the win.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Odie. ☺
Oh Lawdy. That there was funny! Still gigglesnorting.
ReplyDeleteEdward, yeah, but would you really want to eat one?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, drum roll please!
ReplyDeleteSandee, disgusting thought, huh.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, I hope without coffee.
ReplyDeleteThe catfish of the human menu.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, well when live and feed on the bottom . . . . . . .
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