Thursday, May 31, 2018

The Cannibal



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came 
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked 
over the menu....


 Tourist:      $5.00
 Broiled  Missionary:     $10.00
 Fried  Explorer:           $15.00
 Democrat Baked or Grilled:   $100.00                         


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
 "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."


Thanks David

10 comments:

Edward said...

I'd say they're not just full of shit but close to 100% shit; so, you'd have to clean at least 20 to get one small serving.

edutcher said...

Odie for the win.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

Curmudgeon said...

Oh Lawdy. That there was funny! Still gigglesnorting.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edward, yeah, but would you really want to eat one?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, drum roll please!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, disgusting thought, huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, I hope without coffee.

Adrienne said...

The catfish of the human menu.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, well when live and feed on the bottom . . . . . . .