that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts.
I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King
Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission. It has a
custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom
leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package
with gold hitch. DVD with navigation,
21-channel CB radio, six cup holders,
and four power outlets. Added special
alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
Thank You Hal!
Did it have an "Obama Sucks" bumper sticker on it? I may have found his truck.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, Of course it's the missing truck. Does this guy sound like a metrosexual Obama voter?
DeleteI saw that one coming, but it's still funny. Happy New Year, Odie.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, did you peek?
DeleteSounds right to me. Me have a one track mind. It varies when they want sex, but after that it's back to what they love the most. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Sandee, we're all a bunch of scoundrels huh.
DeleteBrings tears to my eyes, losing a truck like that.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, sad to think a guy could lose a nice truck like that.
DeleteFunny how that works out.
ReplyDeleteCould be worse, Odie. You could have told the one where the guy was telling his buddy he thought his wife had died. "The sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up in the sink!"
ReplyDeleteedutcher, Did that work out?
ReplyDeleteProof, that was my first wife you're thinking of.
ReplyDeleteNatashia Winters, I don't allow free ads on my site. Spread your spam elsewhere please.
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