Saturday, October 18, 2014

Old Mafia Don ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An old Italian Don is dying.... and he calls for his 
grandson to approach the bed; "Lissin' a me. I wanna 
for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, 
so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, 
I really donna a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me 
you ROLEX watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his 
voice; "Shuddup an lissin'. Somma day, 
you gonna runna da business......

You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, 
and maybea a couple of bambinos."

 After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 
"Somma day, you gonna comma home, and maybe find 
you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna 
do then, .... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"

Thanks Mr. Trailbee !

Other Old World Rule 5 ers:


  1. You can beat him over the head with the Rolex?

  2. That's a good one buddy. I needed that----in and out of hospital all week and my old dog is very sick.

  3. admiral, you sure can, but I'll bet your wife didn't pick him because he was older and weaker.

  4. Ron, glad to help buddy. You get better and tell that old dog to do the same.

  5. Bwahahahahahahahaha. The old Don has a point.

    Have a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺


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