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As a rookie I had to work the beat car on the shift behind a cop who was not far from that shape/size.
ReplyDeleteWe called him Cookie Monster.
He used to bust out the seat springs in every car he worked. I ripped three pairs of uniform pants on those springs because of him.
Does no one conduct inspections anymore? Further, where is this schlub's pride?
ReplyDeleteD-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
He's be out in most departments. If you make him chase you there are more charges.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday because well...this is silly.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)
LOl evilly funny heheh!
ReplyDeleteHave a funnytastic week ;-)
I don't run very fast, so this guy's definitely the cop I'd want chasing after me (should the situation ever arise). :)
ReplyDeleteI doubt that cop could even clear a gun from his holster.
ReplyDeleteJust go uphill.
ReplyDeleteDownhill, if he trips, he could roll right over you.
That is one serious beer belly!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a lot of our small town Mississippi cops!
ReplyDeleteBreakfast - 3 egg cheese omelette
ReplyDeleteLunch - chicken fried steak with cream gravy
dinner diet style - fried green tomatoes with Kraft macaroni and cheese; because it's a vegetable
followed by a gallon of beer
sig94, doughnut anyone?
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, Pride? Lost art my dear.
ReplyDeleteSandee, thank you! I've been busy.
ReplyDeleteSteve, thank you Sir.
ReplyDeleteMarcia, ready, set, go!
ReplyDeleteEuripides, the hammer keeps getting stuck in his belly button.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, good idea!
ReplyDeleteProof, many many happy hours.
ReplyDeleteRon, so you're still able to out run them I take it.
ReplyDeleteGOODSTUFF, Hungry I don't think I could eat that.
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