Thursday, January 8, 2015

Hug That Tree

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, 
liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece 
of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree 
on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a 
good view of the natural splendor of her land so she 
started to climb the big tree.
 
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl 
that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid 
down the tree to the ground and got many 
splinters in her crotch.
 
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a 
doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, 
a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get 
all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great 
patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room 
and he would see if he could help her.
 
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
 
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits 
from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest 
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I 
could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' 
so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
 
And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

Stolen from many at Facebook.

10 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Ain't it the truth!: Bravo Woodsterman. This was EXCELLENT!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, it's a keeper.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Adrienne said...

Too funny, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Tell your liberal friends to watch out for splinters.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, there's no such thing as "too funny".

edutcher said...

All she needed was someone with the right sized probe.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, it works everywhere it's tried ... right?

cube said...

Hee hee. I like it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, hee hee I knew you would.